Mercantile

For three 4″ x 4″ vinyl stickers and three official Fuck Like a Pirate Day condoms, please send your address to: wench at fucklikeapirateday dotcom

limited time suggested donation: $2 to cover postage and envelope. The goods are free. You can send more if you like. Paypal donations to the same email address, please.

Shelf-life is 4-5 years.

These are NOT guaranteed to arrive by this year’s FLAPD. They *could* arrive in time, but if they don’t you’ll have them in the beginning of december. The sticker image is at the bottom. US orders only at this time, please.