Plunder all ye can

Arrrr! Calling all pirates and wenches! Tis time to celebrate yer heritage! November 23rd is Fuck Like A Pirate Day!!

Der be only one rule for Fuck Like A Pirate Day… and that ye

FUCK LIKE A PIRATE!! Yar.

We do have a few suggestions:

* If ye like em, Wench em.

* Rum.

* Plunder all ye can, fer tomorrow ye may be sleeping with th’ fishes.

* If ye have a peg leg, be careful of splinters.

* Did aye mention Rum?!?

* If ye got the booty, share thar booty.

* Whilst not required, ye are suggested to try one-eyed willie.

* If ye have never been scallywagged, find someone to teach ye.

* When ye find a ship to plunder, remember ye must board her first.

* More Rum. FUCK LIKE A PIRATE!! Yar.

* An eye patch may mean an empty eye socket, but ask before ye fuck der brains out.

* Attack with ye sword until ye can’t anymore, then drink Rum.

* No one should walk the plank unless they refuse to FUCK LIKE A PIRATE!! Yar.

* If thar be buried treasure, get down thar and dig.